Knot So Lucky in Romance — the list

Ranked for listeners who want the whole story: Knot So Lucky in romance.

Me: Ask me what happens in Vegas…n Samantha: What happens in Vegas?n Me: Let me tell you.n What happens is that you get “make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot” drunk.n TIE THE KNOT WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET.n Then *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel.n But that’s not even the worst part.n Because after an epic walk of shame, you find out he’s some insanely famous bad-boy quarterback who’s in the midst of cleaning up his act.n So now, you have to pretend to like him… sober…until you can skip town with an annulment and a shirt that reads, “I’d hit that.”n Except for bam—tiny hiccup, his personality cancels out his hot AF face.n And let’s not mention how you definitely took a trip

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